BABES!!!

For all you guys out there who visit and comment, I thank you. But what better way to thank you guys than to give you a little eye candy.

I'll post a babe from time to time to hopefully keep you dudes coming back for more guy stuff. But for now, no bare tits, no porn. You know where to go for that.

As for Mom or "the ol' lady" in your life, she should know you like to gaze upon a beautiful woman.

I present herein, the first "Babe" on this site, this blog:

Feast your eyes. Come back when you're done.

The Babe!


Thanks to Bullz-eye.com.

New iMacs and some guy named Charny

"Apple Inc. on Tuesday is expected to announce a long-awaited upgrade to its Macintosh computers," Ben Charny reports for Dow Jones.

"Apple representatives weren't commenting Thursday beyond saying the company has scheduled a press event for Tuesday to focus on its computer lineup, and it will feature an appearance by Chief Executive Steve Jobs," Charny reports.

"However, it's widely expected the company will unveil its first lineup of new iMac computers since the company initially adopted Intel Corp. processors in January 2006," Charny reports.

"Booming sales of Macintoshes helped the company record a 73% increase in profit during its recently completed fiscal third quarter," Charny reports.

Full article here.

Hmmm. Charny. Sounds like an Indian cooking spice. Or a British candy.

Ballmer Boogie

"Steven Anthony Ballmer is an American businessman and has been the chief executive officer of Microsoft Corporation since January 2000. Ballmer is the first person to become a billionaire (in U.S. dollars) based on stock options received as an employee of a corporation in which he was neither a founder nor a relative of a founder. In its 2007 World's Richest People ranking, Forbes Magazine ranked Ballmer as the 31st richest person in the world, with an estimated wealth of $15 billion." --Courtesy: Wikipedia

"Ballmer joined Microsoft in 1980 and was the first business manager hired by Bill Gates. Since then, Ballmer’s leadership and passion have become hallmarks of his tenure at the company." --Courtesy: Microsoft.com

Ballmer, in certain computing circles, is referred to as "the other Steve", the first being Steve Jobs, head of Apple, Inc. In 2000, Ballmer was named Chief Executive Officer of Microsoft. Ballmer. CEO, the head guy, head honcho, numero uno, the top dog at Microsoft. Microsoft, the largest software manufacturer in the world. Almost the entire computer follows Microsoft's lead. Very important stuff.

Ballmer must be one of those business savvy, sweet talkin' charisma guys, right? Being head guy at Microsoft must take extraordinary business acumen to maintain the HMS Microsoft at full speed ahead. He must be the model business leader that every MBA aspires to. Right?

I invite you to watch this video of his intro at a Microsoft employee convention. A little over a minute long.



Balmer... Buffoon... Dancing monkey boy.

Hold the mayo

So-o-o-o.... what have these guys been feeding us all the years before?

Oh yeah. That old stuff tasted like fake mayo.

Pfft!

3 things wrong here

This guy enters a Budweiser contest in the hopes of winning his dream car, a Ford Mustang.

He decides to "sculpt" a replica Mustang out of 5000 empty Bud cans.

So what's wrong here?

1. It's a Ford.
2. It's Budweiser.
3. The guy's wearing a scarf and cargo shorts.

A fashion message to you older fellas out there...

A picture's worth 10 to the 3rd power words.

Check with the fashion conscious crowd before going out in public. Especially to the drag races.