Pimp my pointing device

Here's a great little time waster combining tech, graphics and automotive.

You're given a generic old 2-button mouse which you then select different accessories for. Add a blower or tank treads, dubs or monster wheels and select your graphics.

See ya back here soon. (Keep it short, ok?)

(Presurfer)

Flashlight collector

Philatelists and numismatists (stamps, coins) each have their own fancy words to describe their hobbies.

But what about this guy? He collects MagLite flashlights and proudly has them on display in his home. What would you call him?

I dunno. But let's think about it while we see pictures of his collection here.

Endless surreal flash

Here's another one of those flash-based time wasters. This one is a seemingly endless trip into the picture ad infinitum.

Here's whatcha do: click the link below, place your elbows on the desk, prop your chin in your palms and watch.

Sweet dreams...

Endless flash is here.

Bikini Bubble Bounce time waster

This is so sweet. A babe in a bikini falling through a sea of bubbles. A babe that you can just throw around.

She falls. She gets stuck. You grab 'er again and give 'er a toss.

All nice innocent fun with the mouse.

She flies with the greatest of ease through infinity.

A complete waste of time. (Bookmark it.) She's right here.

Angeling around

This is a complete and utter waste of time.

But it's kinda cool.

An angel swings from a clock. With your mouse, click and grab onto the angel and give her a push.

When you get the hang of it, give her a shove. Then go bananas.

(Presurfer)

Rammstein's Feuer Frei - in ASCII!

Rammstein is probably my favorite heavy metal band even though they and their lyrics are German.

I caught a link to a flash presentation of their "Feuer Frei" on the web and amazingly, it's animated entirely in text (yeah, animated ASCII).

Someone spent a lot of time on this. I thoroughly enjoyed it, as I'm sure you will too.

Rammstein in ASCII is here.

(Via SeeHere)

Clever take on a new website

A Netherlands company, Producten, is preparing to go into online sales and they're prepping their website which is under construction.

Rather than just sticking up a "Coming Soon" sign, they designed this great on a Rube Goldberg contraption.

Click this link, then sit back and enjoy.

Dress Steve Ballmer

This looks like fun. From Nitrozak and the wonderful folks at Geek Culture and the Joy of Tech, here's Steve Ballmer in all his perspiratory freshness waiting for someone to dress him up for Halloween in this cool flash presentation.

Remove some stuff, add some stuff. Boots, hair, pants, a lot of choices are there for you to have some fun and waste some serious time.

Ballmer is waiting here.

Extreme Hangman

Here's a cool take on the classic game Hangman. This time the stick figures meet quite untimely demises.

The ticking may drive you nuts but try the game on for size.

Play it here.

(Neatorama)

Xiao Xiao

Xiao Xiao is a classic flash animation featuring nothing but stick figures. So what's so great about that? It's stick figure martial arts!

Well made and quite interesting, this presentation must have taken hours to create. What sort of mind would... never mind.

Hit the link, let it load, click play and enjoy. This is quite, quite cool.

Xiao Xiao.

(Via Chir.ag)

Line Rider

Line Rider is a very cool flash-based web game wherein one draws the path the the little guy follows on his sled. Infinite variations are possible and many people have published their ridiculously complicated sled rides on YouTube. One could waste many hours just playing this single player game.

I found a link to a video of what's touted as "the mother of all Line Riders", and I'd like to post it here.




The original D.I.Y. Line Rider game is here.

(Haha.nu)

Hey, lady! Check your shocks!

This is not about suspension parts, but rather about bouncing. Kinda related. It's about physical activity and women and what happens to their extra chest luggage when running, jumping and the like.

One company, ShockAbsorber.co.uk has an interesting flash demo showing what running and such does to the female breasts and how their Shock Absorber bra helps keep those babies in their rightful place.

The demo can be witnessed here.

Incidentally, for all you dudes who are curious about a woman's perspective on their sweater sweeties, visit Miss Cellania who has some great stuff all about boobies.

Face-off

This is a waste of time. A fun waste of time. It's play-time with a face.

Follow the link and click on a nose, an ear, a mouth. Too bad it's only a face.

Waste face time here.

Don't get sick in the library

This is an amazing and impressive interactive panorama of a rather Victorian-ly decorated library. Click the link and move your mouse to view the entire perspective. A warning to those who have motion sickness.

Click here.

Baghdad bomb squad

Watch as a car bomb is caught on film near Baghdad's Green Zone.

A Gentlemen's Duel

Nice little cartoony about two gentlemen who duel over a pretty lass.
About 7 1/2 mins. You'll like it.

A gentlemen's duel
Uploaded by nettouch

The end of the world

A nice little animation from ebaumsworld.com about our final destruction.

Wierd accent.

Some harsh language.

Funny.

Link.

Bikini Bounce

If she gets stuck, use your mouse to drag and throw her.

Is there something wrong with the thinking behind this whole idea?

Is there something wrong with me putting this up here?

Is there anything wrong with you spending the amount of time you do with this?

Check it out.