Mind boggling inventions

All is well with the world and we all have too much money. Pfft! Right.

Here are a coupla new doodads have been sprung on the American consumer by those clever marketing geniuses.

First, a motorcycle engine USB hub for your desktop. With this you can plug in numerous USB devices and bug the crap out of the guy in the next cubicle when you "fire" it up.

There's more here with a video demo.







Next comes this battery powered spaghetti fork. It does the twirling for you. How lazy can you get?

"We can't have pasta tonight, George, because we don't have any batteries!"

Just go here to see.

Stupid and ironic game show answers

Yes, people still watch game shows on TV.

Some of those people become contestants on game shows.

Some of these contestants are sorta stupid.

Some of these stupid contestants are very lucky.

Watch below.

(Neatorama)

Big Dog robot

Under development by Boston Dynamics, the Big Dog robot is designed to carry heavy loads on the battlefield, as is hoped by the company.

After some fits and starts, they finally seem to have a viable product on their hands.

Check out the video below. Sounds like a giant wasp.







Of course, there's a parody video of the same robot performed by humans. It's so stupid, it's hilarious. I'd call it, "Mega-Mongrel - Microsoft's answer to the Big Dog Robot."

Meat rugs

Unbelievable. Some clever marketing genius came up with the idea of designing throw rugs that look like slices of meat.

"Welcome. Please wipe your feet on the blood sausage and let's go in the kitchen for a salami sandwich."

Pfft! Baloney!

Check it out here.

(Gizmodo)

Old redneck hunting joke

So these two rednecks are out hunting in the woods and...

Well, it's just an old joke. Told many times over.

Here it is below, acted out by genuine, hard to understand rednecks.

Nuked soap

Short and sweet; better 'n watching paint dry, observe what happens when you microwave a bar of soap.

Don't try this at home. Do it at work or at a "friend's" house.

"Hey, I was just trying to clean the inside!"

Wrong choice of break-in tool

I think this guy is trying to break into an ATM. His intent is to smash the glass with a heavy, hard object.

He chooses a brick.

The brick chooses his forehead.

Doofuses ("doofi?") unite!

(Yeah-Oops)

Everything poops

Here's a goofy video of everything pooping.

Toothpaste, ATM, toaster and other stuff.

Some of you may find it funny.

Some may find it disgusting.

However, there's no actual poop being shown.

Just noises. Pooping noises.

Cheeseburger in a can

There's a fat guy somewhere with a cigar in his mouth who thought this up as a marketing gimmick. Probably a little hungover as well.

First of all, who would buy this?

Second, is it actually edible? What's the shelf life? How is it heated? What's it look like (smell like) when the can is opened? Is White Castle worried?

Who in their right mind... pfft! I give up.

Check out Gizmodo's brief write-up of this outlandish "delicacy."

Simply unbelievable!

Please click the above to read the text.

Then yell at your computer monitor with me...

It's called a "PUBLIC LIBRARY"!

Here's lookin' at you, kid

Oh joy of joys! The perfect commode for those who are madly and outrageously in love. It's called the TwoDaLoo. Get it?

This communal crapper allows you and your "other" to do your due diligence together, all the while gazing into each other's brown eyes.

Have races. A loud noise contest. Least amount of flushes contest. Loads of fun, especially after burrito night at the Beer Belly Pub.

Good God a'mighty! Look here. Only $1,400. Additional plumbing and USB port not included.

(Presurfer)

Slip on some octopus anatomy

OMG! WTF? and all that other crap.

Fresh on the heels of the tattoo sleeve arm condom comes this monstrosity. A tentacle sleeve. Complete with suckers.

I can see a coupla Chinese guys snickering up their sleeves, all the while thinking, "Those crazy Americans buy anything."

Check it out here. I'll be waiting for the USB version, myself. Pfft!

(Presurfer)

Another USB crap gadget

What will they think of next? Here's a USB boxer. You control the boxer via your keyboard strokes.

After 15 minutes you'll retire this thing to the shelf with all the other USB junklets.

A measley 30 British Pounds ($60USD).

Get yourself one today. Then flush it down your USB toilet.

(Spluch)

A little night music on office equipment

A rendition of Mozart's Eine Kleine etc. for cups, trash cans and water jug.

Kinda stupid. Kind of amusing. Has nothing to with anything here.

Watch if bored.

(Neatorama)

Another dumb USB device that sucks bigtime

Got a lotta money you wanna waste on stupid stuff?

Then ante up 20 bucks for this bad boy: a USB vacuum cleaner.

Have it suck up Cheeto crumbs from your keyboard or Danish remains from your desk surface.

When finished, simply wrap up the USB cord and store it in your USB closet.

Link.

(Neatorama)

Or pick yourself up a Dead Bug Funeral Kit right here.

(BoingBoing)

Darwin Award contender

Coupla boneheads waiting for the inevitable.

Stupid is as stupid does.


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Drifter loses all four wheels

I've seen where drifting is becoming more mainstream as a fad or a way of being cool and showboating. "Hey, look at ME!" with a whole new meaning.

Here's a video of a drifter who loses it all.

(Spluch)

Signs of stupidity

These are the people who flunked "Hooked on Phonics" and probably think asphalt is a rectal disorder.

Interesting, how they can still get the message across while advertising to the world their lack of education.

View a lot more here.

(TheMishMash)

Overpowered Caddy?

Guy adds a huge-ass turbo to his Caddy and upgrades the wiring and other goodies all in an effort to Take on Vettes.

After the turbo installation, he fires it up and proceeds to blow out his catalytic converters.

Way to go.

Why you should pull ALL the way over

Good Lawd amighty, what could have prevented this?

Absolutely incredible!